Method Man has shot someone...in public. And if you didn't know, then you (like me) are behind the times, because this happened awhile back. July, apparently. What if I wasn't here to let you know about stale news, eh? Take into account that a crouton is just stale bread. Or at least...I think that's right. Either way, I'd be damned if they don't make salad that much more delicious. And guess what? If it's already happened then it's history. And "yadda yadda yadda", you're doomed to repeat. Now you know to to get the hell out the way when Mef brings the mufuckin ruckus.
Mary Anderson claims that, after a show in Houston, Method Man unloaded into an audience through the back window of his tour bus. She was shot six times. She is not dead because she was shot with a pellet gun, the oh-so-effective bird and squirrel massacring agent used by many a wee lad and lass. Unassuming, but far from harmless. Most people don't know that the art of pelletry has been used by shaolin monks for thousands of years.
So was Mef in the wrong? Uhdunno, not for me to decide. But I bet Mrs. Anderson has a bomb-ass story to tell her kids and grandkids one day. Many fans would have been honored to have been shot by the Wu-swordsman. Regardless of right or wrong Method Man always keeps it real for the kids.
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